One Time I Laughed Really, Really Hard

  The one time that I nearly died of laughter was last year in my sixth period class.  It wasn't just one thing that happened that day, but it was two.  First, my friend and I were working together on a worksheet.  We were having difficulty agreeing on the answers and due to that we were getting a little frustrated.  Well, my friend finally got up and smashed his hands on his desk as he was going to tell me something on the answer, playing around.  His desk only had three legs and he, as well as the table, went down.  He was ok, which is what made this so hilarious.  Once we checked he was ok we couldn't stop laughing.  I remember we both turned red and it was really a very funny time.  We couldn't stop for a full five minutes.  That same day, a little while later he told me the funniest joke.  I was telling him about how my mom had grounded me and that I had not listened to her.  He then said that I should ground her.  Then he elaborated and made the motion of me picking up my mom, and throwing her on the ground.  He meant it literally, that I should "ground" her.  He made the motion in which I pick her up and pile drive her to the ground screaming "You're grounded!"